Feeling really happy about it. <3

Feeling really happy about it. <3

“This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it.”
— John Adams
“In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty.”
— Thomas Jefferson
“All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.”
— Thomas Paine
“Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind, and unfits it for every noble enterprise.”
— James Madison“Christianity neither is, nor ever was, a part of the Common Law.”
— Thomas Jefferson
“Lighthouses are more useful than churches.”
— Benjamin Franklin
“God is an essence that we know nothing of. Until this awful blasphemy is got rid of, there will never be any liberal science in the world.”
— John Adams
“I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.”
— Thomas Jefferson
“The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.”
— Benjamin Franklin
“Religion and government will both exist in greater purity, the less they are mixed together.”
— James Madison
bolin more like ballin’
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
APRIL FOOLS DAY IS COMING
YOU GUYS …
IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE)
BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS.
Holy shiz
Needless to say, I think he nailed it.
THE PIE
also can be called “What the Hunger Games Looks like to Someone who has No Idea”